01.14.03 :: 11:23 am

Still tasting the Chinese food we ate last night. It's disgusting and I can't wait for lunch so I can put another flavor in my mouth besides "dumplings."

Joe Millionaire is the greatest thing to hit television since Temptation Island.

And I'm so into turning marriage into a gameshow. SO into it. No, really. The brain trust behind Married by America should have his/her likeness cast in bronze.

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