05.23.03 :: 10:53 am
They will find me dead, in my living room, surrounded by billions of 0% APR/balance transfer offers, like a halo of confetti.
I seriously need 5 credit cards to pull this off.
Does anyone have $10,000 I can borrow? I'll give you the non-cash equivalent in return. Which, I guess is something like indentured servitude with a side of ass every now and then.