06.03.08 :: 11:31 am
She's so embarrassing. She laughs louder and more obnoxiously when she's out and about. Because not enough people are looking at her, you see. I wish I didn't care if people thought I was friends with her. But it just makes my skin crawl.
And I know I'll have to endure at least 45 grueling minutes of her regaling us with tales of herself from the Book of Winnie Chapter 40 billion.
I've also reached maximum discomfort level with my belly button, in pregnancy news. It most definitely has popped out like a poultry thermometer, and it is a ghastly little flesh nubbin protruding explicitly, and I touched it earlier and literally made myself nauseous.
So yeah, I'm in a mood.