04.23.04 :: 9:32 am
Why, why, why, you hot specimen of manliness, must you be reading A Girlhood on the Edge of the World??!
What the fuck is that?! I don't know what to do with you! Why are you fucking with your sex life?
This has been a public service announcement for all you straight, beautiful men out there. Read the ovary-esque material in the privacy of your own bathroom, if you have to. And hide it from us when we come over.