04.23.04 :: 9:32 am

I hate it when I see a really foxy man on the subway but he's reading something so totally pussified and gay, that it gives me great wagonhalt and I have to switch cars.

Why, why, why, you hot specimen of manliness, must you be reading A Girlhood on the Edge of the World??!

What the fuck is that?! I don't know what to do with you! Why are you fucking with your sex life?

This has been a public service announcement for all you straight, beautiful men out there. Read the ovary-esque material in the privacy of your own bathroom, if you have to. And hide it from us when we come over.


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