01.29.02 :: 2:07 pm

This day just totally fails.

I've accomplished zero percent of anything.

All I want to do is go home and photoshop pictures I took of the swaying hula girl figurine.

My mother and I were supposed to go to Victoria's Secret at lunch, but being such beasts that we are, we opted to eat instead.

I can't believe I've cut sugar and carbs out of my diet, but my hips and ass still mock me.

I'm beating it into submission with Billy Blanks later. This is the only way.

Edit the obscenity.

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