06.17.03 :: 3:21 pm

People in this office are more upset about my breakup than I am, Part 4,503,298.

I can't stop saying "Honestly, it's for the best" enough. And they just won't accept it. It's driving me bananas.

I'm going to mix it up a bit and be like "Listen, he was a fucking maniac."

People do not want to accept the mundane. They always need the thrilling Lifetime Television For Women story.

And sometimes, there's just nothing to tell.

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