07.11.02 :: 3:20 pm

Not to get all gross or anything, but I have to laugh to keep from crying that I just plunked down $150 to have my vagina excavated.

My gynecologist is lucky I like her so much.

I said to her, "Adele, in September it will be our ten year anniversary. You're the only person who's seen my bits this long."

She said she'd buy us a cake.

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