03.07.06 :: 3:27 pm

hilarity ensues when we realize the giant boxes from Gucci are not for us, but for Diddy's personal assistants as a "thank you."

for what? I don't know.

All I know is where is my Gucci "thank you" and when can I expect it?

because I sure as fuck did a fuck of a lot more work than those hoes.
End of story because this is not up for discussion.

Anyway, I'm half-kidding. If I were to get a gift from the Cloven One, I would drop down dead from shock. And later, I'd probably check it for anthrax.

I should start assembling wedding invitations soon.
I need a legion of elves to help me.

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