10.21.03 :: 9:44 am

I had a date with a gay man last night.

It's too bad that he's not out, I could have hooked him up with my good friend Mr. Chip Lambert.

Well, at least there were drinks. And that deliciously awkward moment where he tried to kiss me and the look on my face was "Are you for serious?"

Anyhow. Let's just move on from here, hm?

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