09.10.04 :: 12:41 pm

Who knew my mother had such amazing comedic timing?

I called her last night to ask her whether or not a certain favorite plum-colored blazer was in her possession along with some other winter items and she said,

"I will look for it, but I don't think it's here. Are you sure it's not at your place? Have you checked your wallet?"

My mother, ladies and gentlemen. She'll be here all week.

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