05.30.08 :: 8:55 am
Lest you think I was exaggerating about how truly awful and revolting of a shitty excuse for a human Winnie is, yesterday she actually said to me (and I QUOTE):
"Jeez, you are just a walking ad for birth control." This in reference to how big and umcomfortable I've been feeling. Miraculously, I did not smack her so hard her head spun. Miraculously, I did not pummel her into a lifelong coma. Was she raised by jackals? Is she feral? I've never encountered anyone so unsocialized and completely lacking a filter. In retrospect, I should have said to her, "This coming from someone who dresses like a Barnum & Bailey employee?" But I was just too dumbstruck by the comment to say anything other than "Wow, that's a shitty thing to say." Excuse me while I go look up the laws regarding justifiable homicide.
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