09.26.02 :: 3:33 pm

Right now, I need my jammies and to curl around a bottle of Jameson and watch TV under flannel bedding.

Jesus Christ because I just spent an hour getting patronized and I'm feeling super.

When the Gestapo and Napoleon get together, it's like a vortex of malaise. I'm amazed that the world hasn't collapsed into their black holeyness.

And it totally figures that they hang out outside of the office.

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