08.14.02 :: 2:57 pm

Friday being my last happy hour for two weeks, I plan on being carried out.

Take me drunk I'm home in other words.

And such. Also, I'm starting to get nervous about My Boy meeting my family. Everyone's relatives are crazy, but, this is a special kind of craziness and he might reconsider marrying into it or fathering children who might display this craziness as well.

We'll see. I hope he gets used to my aunt following him around the house, sweeping behind him.

My friends, however, he will adore. This much I know is true.


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