2001-07-17 :: 2:47 p.m.
"I've become the girl my mother told me never to hang out with."
I just remembered this, because it rings true to this very day. An old work buddy of mine said this, in a crowded bar, two seconds after she lit a match off an unsuspecting stranger's ass.
The next generation of Sims games should include homosexuality as a preferences for characters. I'm just sayin'. A girl needs some hot cartoon girl on girl action every now and then.
Today is my cousin Elena's birthday. 27, little lady. Have I got a video for you to see, to make you think you're old; remember when we wore matching outfits and you pushed me around in a stroller? We have matching scars.