03.14.02 :: 3:26 pm

If it's not possible for a contact lens to lose it's shape and, um, elasticity .. I think I may be the first documented case of such.

The thing's all sliding around my eyeball, no suction whatsoever to my eye, and I feel like jabbing myself with a pencil to make it stop moving, or stapling it in place.

Or I could just take it out.

My vision's so fucked.


Today, I introduced Ruby to a very descriptive Greek saying, for use when she's got boys in her life who are useless/problematic/dumb/annoying, etc.:

"Hit one using the other."

Meaning, of course, one's not better than the other one, might as well kick both their asses.

And there you have it.

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