03.14.02 :: 3:26 pm
The thing's all sliding around my eyeball, no suction whatsoever to my eye, and I feel like jabbing myself with a pencil to make it stop moving, or stapling it in place.
Or I could just take it out.
My vision's so fucked.
Today, I introduced Ruby to a very descriptive Greek saying, for use when she's got boys in her life who are useless/problematic/dumb/annoying, etc.:
"Hit one using the other."
Meaning, of course, one's not better than the other one, might as well kick both their asses.
And there you have it.