01.16.04 :: 11:56 am

I do honestly believe that it is possible for your face to fall off in this weather.

This would be a great opportunity for the Eskimos to share information with us about how they do it, and how they do it while living in houses made of ice.

I am so relieved it's Friday. Don't know what I'm doing tonight, but at some point, I'm meeting up with my favorite vixen after a probably very boring date and then we're tearing poo up.

I'm saving all my energy for the festivities of tomorrow night, however. I'm feeling good and feeling lucky. This is my cue to shave my legs, exfoliate, and wear good undies.

It's a three day weekend, folks. Drink up!

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