05.18.04 :: 8:30 pm

Cemetery Date just called from a break in grading papers to ask me out on Thursday and I discovered that I can't say no.

He left a message the other day. "I'm calling you at work to talk dirty... so... um, I'm running around outside in my socks."

I can't think about it too much because I'll plant some seed of doubt/evil/whateverness and so I'm just going to watch some Netflix and eat cherries.

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