01.20.04 :: 2:59 pm

I have somehow acquired three dates this week.

And one of them I accepted strictly because he wrote: "Last time I drank six glasses of whiskey I accidentally touched someone's crotch. But I had a mitten on."

All three are over six feet tall, attractive, and starvation-skinny. Which, for me, is the dating trifecta.

The Cock Report will follow...

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