03.21.05 :: 6:06 pm

Well, the results are in and i'm the big winner!
That's right!
I'm the happy recipient of the beginning stages of cervical cancer!

Go team!

So back into the hospital I go for another aggro-violent session of having my insides julienned and seared!

Talk about Christmas coming early!

Maybe next year, Santa will give me radiation and chemo! Oooooh I hope I hope I hope! I want to be the only kid on the block with a bald head and anemia!

All kidding aside, it fucking occurs to me that quitting smoking was a preposterous, presumptuous idea.

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