04.20.04 :: 11:34 am

From the Work is so Completely out of Fucking Control that they Enforce Random Makeup Checks files, this lovely email:

"Our Estee Lauder Style Lunch is today at 12:00 in the 40th Floor Exhibition Conference Room.

Please bring your everyday makeup case just as it is to our lunch do not take anything out.

If you do not carry a makeup case, please bring the lipstick that you are wearing today.

- Cindy

PS: Are you wearing your favorite EL fragrance today??"

Seriously, who scripted this life?

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