12.10.03 :: 9:31 am
I've been eating the fuck out of these clementines. Three or four a day, all in one sitting.
I'm so not getting scurvy this year.
Later on tonight, I have a date with a guy who writes for shows on Comedy Central and has appeared on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
That motherfucker better be funny, that's all I know.