2001-08-10 :: 10:48 a.m.

Results of the evil pap are in and this little cervix is SPARKLING CLEAN. WOO! (And, also, a bit of HOO!) What a fucking huge relief.

I feel like celebrating. I feel like ingesting so much alcohol that I will be considered highly flammable.

Seriously, though. Today? Everything is alright forever.

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