10.26.04 :: 9:20 pm

Alright, so the Yankees not making into the World Series absolutely means that John Kerry will win the Presidency.

I mean, it's either or! I made a deal with the forces of the universe! (or was it the masters of the universe?)

Anyway! No matter!
John Kerry wins! I call it. Now!

And I will personally buy any reformed Republicans an ice cream cone come November 2nd. Swear.

Incidentally, not surprisingly, and HILARIOUSLY, look what comes up first on Google when you search " worst president ever" .

We really gotta do something, folks. As my heroes over at Get Your War On said: "Soooo... what do you wear to a civil war?"

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