12.01.04 :: 11:49 am

Well, that was a breeze.

The way to get out of jury duty is to just say that you think marijuana hsould be legalized and that you do not have faith in the police department's capabilities.

Done and done.
And now with wet pant legs and windblown hair (fuck you, weather) I arrive at work, ready to put behind me the hideousness of Diane Sawyer's informational video for jurors ("Legal system rocks!" Uh, no).

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