01.24.05 :: 11:55 am

It's a mobius strip of Outlook tasks - they come from nowhere and go nowhere - that cannot be completed today due to computer programming issues beyond my control.

It's enough to make a girl take the stack of Free Jamba Juice coupons on the receptionist's desk and go drown herself in 22 gallons of a wheatgrass and fruit blend.

Noon already? Whattthefuck?

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