03.06.03 :: 1:41 pm

From the "Make Your Life Less Fun" files: fuck my high cholesterol.

Fuck it right in the ear.

So a girl likes to enjoy some bacon on a Sunday morning. Why can't I have that?!

I avoid fast food, I keep my dairy intake in check, I eat an assload of vegetables, and I fucking EXERCISE, of all things!

Why can't I enjoy some pork product on a hungoverish morning? For the love of all that is holy!

Whatever forces are hellbent on keeping me down can move onto their next contestant.

If I should die from a clogged artery, then so be it.

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