04.17.02 :: 3:32 pm

People, I just realized that my dog has full health insurance coverage and I don't.

I am wondering if I can go get a physical and claim it on Stoosh-dog's form.

The Veterinary Pet Insurance people would be like, "Uhhh...are you aware that you have a sexually active dog who has consumed alcohol in the past 48 hours?"

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