02.21.03 :: 1:41 pm

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down.

Someone should strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, inches above the ground.

With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas.

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Ew, I just accidentally ate a walnut.

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