2001-05-24 :: 11:36 a.m.

Right at this very moment, Britney Spears is jiggling her globular breasticles in front of my office building in some kind of free show monstrosity that really needs to be packed up and gone without a trace by lunch because if I have to weave my way through hysterical teenyboppers on an empty stomach, it's gonna be Free Compound Fractures Day at the GM building, courtesy of me.

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