05.20.03 :: 9:24 am
Of course these episodes occur when I am the furthest possible distance from my closet, so I cannot satisfy my curiosity as to where this piece of clothing has disappeared to until hours and hours later. I absolutely can't wait to get home and turn my closet upside down. Ruby, if you see a pale blue linen skirt hanging out anywhere in your apartment, it's mine. This is mania, folks. Pure and simple. |