2001-06-26 :: 3:36 p.m.
One time, when I was a kid, this neighborhood brat, Nicole, bashed my knees with a baseball bat.
I don't know why I remembered this. Probably because I spent the greater portion of my pre-adolescence wishing her dead and I'm wondering how that all worked out.
I want my bike back. Whoever stole it, you can be expecting the same fate. Karma, folks. It ain't just for breakfast anymore.