05.06.04 :: 9:23 am

The Good Lay has started to become possessive. He asked that we become exclusive.

Nay, I say. Nay! Why must we ruin a perfectly good situation with "exclusivity"? I am not ready to be anyone's girlfriend right now.

I want to go out with more irresistably unsuitable men who will break my heart like a little toy! I want to make out with abandon in dark bars and the back seats of taxis!

This arrangement is souring. I am not sure I want to go camping this weekend anymore. I am feeling stifled.

I am a bad person. We knew that.

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