05.06.04 :: 9:23 am
Nay, I say. Nay! Why must we ruin a perfectly good situation with "exclusivity"? I am not ready to be anyone's girlfriend right now.
I want to go out with more irresistably unsuitable men who will break my heart like a little toy! I want to make out with abandon in dark bars and the back seats of taxis!
This arrangement is souring. I am not sure I want to go camping this weekend anymore. I am feeling stifled.
I am a bad person. We knew that.