08.11.02 :: 11:02 am

Last night I saw the most fabulous duo perform at a club in Brooklyn. They were called Avenue D.

And they were stellar.

One of the mwas wearing the clear cellophane Wonder Bread wrapping over her boobs, fashioned into a halter top, and a hot-dog skirt: real hot dogs. Yes. And stilettos.

The other one was decked out in Chiquita banana stickers over her nips and a skirt made out of cereal boxes.

They rapped over electro-beats. They rapped things like "Do I look like a slut..? .... SHUT UP!"

They were so cute and hot and fun and amazing.

I wish they had a CD.

These women are my new heroes.

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