04.03.02 :: 4:57 pm

How is it possible to be wearing heavy duty extra strength antipersperant AND deodorant but still get wet spots under my arms?

How? HOW!?? Dear Sweet Baby Jesus is it too much to ask that I not have pit stains by 5? Is it too much to ask that "antipersperant" do exactly what it means?

I will ponder this, one of life's complexities while on the way home to things that make more sense.

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