01.16.07 :: 9:42 am

I'm feeling very annoyed and resentful of the fact that I work at Pregnancy Suites�.

I know it's not these women's faults that they are effortlessly knocked up and glowing all over the place.
And I know that deep down, I'm not 100% ready.

But I will be ready, in, like ... four months.

So I'd really motherfucking appreciate it if the universe would quit shitting on me repeatedly in this area of my life, and give me a goddamned reproductive break.

I swear to christ, I'm not going to the hospital again.

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