12.19.03 :: 9:38 am

Last night's division secret santa retardedness scored me a $20 gift certificate to Tower and I am gonna buy the fuck out of the new Outkast or the Spike Jonze DVD.

I have to say, I am the best Secret Santa present giver in the history of life because while all the gifts sucked except for a few gift certificates here and there, everyone fought over my thoughtful and awesome gift: a Sushi For Two set, complete with adorable sauce bowls and plates and chopsticks.

I am the best. It's the one thing I'm good at.

Also, for real this time. No, really, really. And it's gonna be sooooooooo gooooooooood.

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