07.19.02 :: 9:06 am

I'm not sure why "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" is roughly four hours long. This is a children's movie. Unless it's geared towards children on Ritalin, they should have fucking cut at least fifty fucking scenes.

I could only get through about half an hour before I was like "What?" and "Who?"

Ahhh, Fridays. So forgiving, so promising. Later on, I'll probably have my head in the toilet, cursing her filth and lies and scumminess, but for now, she's a powder-fresh Lolita, tantalizing and tempting and care-free.

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