09.22.08 :: 7:31 am

hold the phone, I'm 33 today.
What the... ?

For my birthday I would like an entire 24 hours of no baby meltdowns and a wet-nurse.

But I'll totally settle for the kickass purse my mother sent me and the largest cup of coffee known to mankind. I want the need to climb into it in order to drink.

Good morning!

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