2001-04-30 :: 10:13 a.m.

I'm starting my own army, so when people go "Oh yeah? You and what army?" I can say "This one!" and bust out with nunchucks and roundhouse kicks and Chinese stars, Ruby and Trixi bolting from behind shrubbery in masks. Or some such nonsense.

Today there's a movie being filmed in front of my building. So far, I haven't seen anyone famous. It's just the extras, milling around just outside of camera's range, waiting for their cue to walk by. I wonder what that pays. The lighting people are tying up huge white sheets and the director has a chair that says "The Guru" on the back of it.

I find that insanely pretentious. I bet he got beat up a lot as a kid.

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