2001-04-27 :: 10:00 a.m.

I love calling Ruby at work. She cracks me up even this early in the morning. Her tattoo artist date flagged her last night so she ended up going with Denise to a bar and picking up some firemen from the Bronx. All in a day's work.

After work I'm taking a disco nap and then heading out to meet my girls for some boozing and dancing.

Tallboy invited me to go to Connecticut tomorrow for a barbecue his friend is having. Connecticut. Barbecue. I feel like I should be wearing a gingham sundress for the occasion. I've never been to Connecticut. He says the house is huge and the back lawn is the size of a football field. Yale graduates.

Man, I should have taken my SAT's seriously.

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