2001-04-25 :: 4:05 p.m.

Oh, man.

I think I may have just gotten myself fired.

Well, okay, whatever, it was an honest mistake. I mean, you hand me forty-two diskettes and they all have twelve thousand numbers and letters in similar order on them and I'm bound to mess at least one thing up royally the first time out doing this kind of thing, you know?

Oof. I think the mistake I made was major, though. Like, I just sent a shipment of defective shit to the Singapore distributor. Now all the women in South East Asia will be walking around their cities with contaminated adhesive glue on their faces.

I may as well book my flight to Hell now.

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