2001-04-25 :: 2:12 p.m.

Today, by the way, is Secretary's Day. Hoofuckinray. I celebrate by ganking free food from the kitchen.

So, to all my coffe-making, time-wasting, grunt-work-dumpage-accepting, business-casual-attired sisters out there, I give you big hugs and hi-fives.

Let us now steal whatever we can get our underpaid hands on.

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