2001-04-19 :: 2:15 p.m.
I got waxed.
"Next time, I give to you brandy. You come five minutes before, I give you brandy. Because you move around too much and you want to scream, I can tell. No screaming allowed here."
Aye, Maria...Maria the Bloodcurdling. She hurts my feelings and she hurts my bikini area.