2001-04-19 :: 2:15 p.m.

I intentionally hurt myself today.

I got waxed.

"Next time, I give to you brandy. You come five minutes before, I give you brandy. Because you move around too much and you want to scream, I can tell. No screaming allowed here."

Aye, Maria...Maria the Bloodcurdling. She hurts my feelings and she hurts my bikini area.

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