2001-04-18 :: 10:35 a.m.

I love having schoolgirl crushes. But only if they're reciprocated. But only a little. I love you/Go away.

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British Boy bought a new shirt! Oh, wow!

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Kyle, my neighbor, was blasting his music last night, I think in response to my loud singing. Now the deadly game of cat and mouse begins. I will booby-trap his door.

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I know you want my Cheez Doodles. I see you. Quit peeking/hovering/wandering around me.

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Amanda put up a personal ad and she got eight marriage proposals, four dates, and a request to FedEx her underwear to a troubled soul in Toledo.

And that concludes this morning's Sundaygirl News Report.

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