2001-04-11 :: 3:45 p.m.
It feels like a job interview, kind of. Why am I doing it if I'm clearly not 100% into it? The answer is every single because.
Because this is all an intricate dance step.
Because all of these blind dates and datey boys are the physical manifestation of what my metaphorical thumb twiddling symbolizes. Ya dig?
Because I like free drinks.