2001-03-06 :: 11:46:11am

I can't believe there are actually some of us in this country who are hoarding food as we speak. If you are one of them, please relax. No one is going to die.

I went to the supermarket the other day and there wasn't any bread.

Not even one single, solitary fucking hot dog roll.

This is the United States. The chances of this country running out of food during a 3-day blizzard are slim to none.

It's snow, folks. It's not nuclear war.

Who are these people?

I just wanted a sandwich for Christ's sake.

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