2001-03-02 :: 1:39:22 pm
Soldier Boy was not in front of FAO at lunch. Assuming I see him again on Monday, should I even say hi? It's ludicrous, isn't it? Yes. Yes it is. He gets paid to flirt, I bet. He gets paid to be super nice to customers and tourists and I'd just look stupid.
I want him to give me his number. I want him to wonder if I'll really call.
Anyfuckingway, I read the best haiku ever, courtesy of Poppycock:
"Older sister can