03.30.03 :: 3:36 pm

"Twenty Yoruban drummers. The cops came. I fell off the roof."

"The universal safeword is: safeword."

"It's just a bunch of people sitting around, fucking."

"Please welcome, ladies and gentlemen, five-time Academy Award winner, the incomparable ... Mary Elizabeth Mastroantonio."

"Yes, hello, I know it's my first day and everything but I'm calling in sick. I...I have Sudden Infant Death Syndrome."

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