10.29.01 :: 7:28 pm

So what if my arch-nemesis from high school was all over my television today in another onslaught of unimportant commercials? She may be all pointy pelvic bones and angular cheeks and nauseatingly statuesque, but you know what?

I bet that retard is still incapable of stringing two polysyllabic words together in a sentence.

And. She still can't afford New York.

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