01.05.05 :: 9:39 am

To: Earth
CC: ocean floor
Re: Tsunami

We get it. You're pissed. But COME ON.

Regards,
Sunday

To: Sean "P. Diddy" Combs
cc: my closet
RE: "Black tie creative"

My wardrobe and I don't know what this means. Sparkly pasties and Jimmy Choos?

Sincerely,
Sunday

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